If you want to know who the users are on different social networks I got it for you.
In more plain English terms this what people would say, I stole if from a friend and I am pretty sure he won’t mind me using it:
MySpace User: Hey man, check out these sweet shoes I just bought!
Facebook User: I just bought some shoes from the mall.
Twitter User: I’m at the mall buying shoes.
LinkedIn User: I own a shoe store, you should come work for me.